Denis the Menace Cafe

Sourdough, multigrain or fruit loaf with butter & condiments. Basic? Yes. Essential? Always.

Capsicum & almond romesco, pickled onion, dill & parsley, almond dukkah, poached egg. The official reason you don't own a house yet.

Apricot & sunflower seed, coconut yoghurt, berry compote, raspberry. For the health kick you promised yourself at 2am.

Milk bun, bacon, hash brown, fried egg, burger cheese, ketchup. The undisputed champion of hangover cures.

Fried, poached or folded eggs on toast. Don't overcomplicate it.

Soft scrambled eggs, pickled fennel, chilli jam, herbs. Spicy enough to wake you up before the coffee does.

Confit tomato, baked ciabatta, poached eggs, pickled onion.

Tomato compote, focaccia.

Pork & fennel sausage, bacon, hash brown, roasted mushroom & tomato, fried egg, toast. Cancel your afternoon meetings.

Swiss cheese, avocado, sun dried tomato, mixed leaves.

Falafel, harissa spiced slaw.

Soft hoagie roll, rump steak, onion, provolone, mustard aioli. Messy, meaty, and completely mandatory.

Jalapeños, red onion, mozzarella.

Mayonnaise, mustard, pickles. The classic desk-lunch upgrade.